Beginner's Guide to Surfing
 
EQUIPMENT:
Board: It's easiest to learn on a long board. Plus it's easier to catch the small waves on a long board - by the way, I recommend starting on small waves.  

A good board-size range for learning is 8 to 10 feet. Also if you can find a "hybrid" or "fun-shape", those are pretty cool because they're a little more maneuverable (i.e. fun). Basically, just go out and buy the biggest raft you can find.  

The long boards cost big dollars - cause it's big. I got my used 9 1/2 foot Eaton for $200 at NorCal in Pacifica.

A new longboard is usually around $500.

Leash: The leash attaches your ankle to the board. That way it is sure to hit you in the head a few times when you fall. If your lucky, it will hit a few other people too! You won't have to swim for your board after it maims the entire beach because it's conveniently attached to your ankle, which is attached to your knee, which is sure to get destroyed.  

A new leash costs $30

Wax: Smear wax onto the top of your board. This will help your feet stick to the board. It cost's about a buck for some wax.  

Get yourself a wax-comb as well. They cost a buck. Drag the comb over your board once in a while to create a rough surface and thereby: more traction. You can use the wedge part of the comb to scrape the wax off of your board once in a while so it looks clean.

Another thing you can try is Astro-Deck. It's pieces of rubber that you stick to your board for more traction. It's kind of expensive and not very useful for a long board.   

Right now I'm doing a little experiment using those rubber bathtub stickies. I stuck them all over the top of my board. The idea is that I won't have to use wax anymore. They seemed to be working pretty good before I twisted my knee. Just make sure you get all the wax off your board first. Adhesives don't stick very well to wax.

Wetsuit: In Northern California - up to Vancouver Island, you should probably set yourself up with a 3 x 3mm full suit. You might be OK with a 3 x 2 (that's 3mm core, 2mm arms).  

You can probably pick up a suit at a surf shop starting at $150 (on sale).

Booties: Neoprene boots help keep your feet warm, they're nice for walking into a rocky beach, and they provide a little extra traction on the board.  

I don't use them but I think they cost about $40.

Balls: Bring 'em if ya got 'em
 
PLACES:
Ocean beach: Great if want to get a lickin'. Big and messy. Short drive for a lot of San Francisco surfers.
Pacifica: Good place to learn. It can it get pretty big in the winter. Semi-consistently clean beach break. Sometimes small and sometimes steep. I live in San Francisco and it's only a 20 minute drive.
Pleasure point (aka O'Neil's):  

Santa Cruz

Great place to learn. The waves come in perfect rows, spaced apart. You can get some really long breaks. It gets quite crowded though. Consistently clean point break. Crowded. Bring your booties if you got 'em. If you drive from San Francisco, make sure you take route 1, it's beautiful, there's tons of beaches on the way and it only takes 1 1/2 hours.
 
GETTING OUT - past the break:
This is where you get most of your work-out. Depending on where you go, it can be very difficult for the beginning surfer.   

Before you enter the water, take a look and see where you want to start surfing. Maybe take note of a landmark so you can check out your position once your in the fray.   

Next, find a route you would like to take - a route that will hopefully get you where you want to go. If the break's really mean you should look for a riptide. If anyone asks you what your doing say, "I'm looking for a riptide." They'll automatically think your cool. Usually if you pan across the waves you can find a spot where the waves just don't seem to break. In the same place, there usually seems to be a current head outward which is handy because outward is where your going baby. Anyway, that sweet-spot is called the riptide.  

Walk in until your chest deep in salt. Hint: when you're jumping over breaks on the way in, make sure to keep your elbows between you and the board. That way, an unexpectedly powerful wave won't bash you in the face with your own board. It'll just throw you and your board onto your ass and then roll you around for a little while. Also, before the wave hits you, make a choice of going over the wave or under it. You can try and go through it but it'll probably go through you.   

To avoid getting slammed by your board, keep it facing in or out (not sideways), and your better off on top of your board rather than standing (or floating) beside it.   

When you paddle out you will inevitably have to pass through several breaks. Medium waves you can paddle right over or just duck your head and let it splash over you (keeping your elbows in between you and your board). Big waves, you have three courses of action.

  1. 1) Duck dive: Just before you get smoked, get on your hands and knees, push hard on the front of your board. Try to get under the wave. When your in the wave, you might want to push a second time - forward and up this time. When the wave passes you'll probably be all Willy Nilly on your board but at least your not combing the sea floor with your face.
  1. 2) Turtle: This is one that I haven't really figured out yet, but here's what I was told. If the waves going to crash right on you and you need maximum protection, flip upside down, wrap your arms and legs around the board. If your on a long board you'll need to shimmy up to the front and pull down on the tip, otherwise the wave will pick up the front of your board and you'll spend the next 45 seconds in the washing machine. Note of interest: my friend Mike broke his board in a half while turtling.
  1. 3) Hold your breath, assume the fetal position and refer back to the start of the section on Getting out - past the break.
I got into the habit of ditching my board and diving when a really nasty wave was about to break on me. It seemed like a pretty good deal for a while. Then one wave dragged my board all the way into the beach. Unfortunately, I was attached to it. Plus you run the risk of your board hitting other surfers.
 
ETIQUITE:
Coming soon. . . 
 
RIDING IN:
So you made it past the break and your sitting on your board, gently rising and falling in the swell. This is one of the few moments you'll be able to feel any dignity - cherish it. At this point nobody knows you can't surf. You may want to just sit there until everybody goes home and then paddle in. If, however, you want to extend the whole experience beyond posing, here is what I've learned.  

Where in the water to sit? If you sit far out (where most of the good surfers sit), you will be able to catch the big sets that come in every 15 minutes or so. If you sit in closer, you'll be able to catch smaller waves every couple of minutes. If you do sit in closer to the beach, be aware of the good surfers riding the big ones in. You don't want to get hit, more importantly, you don't want to wreck somebody elses ride (see etiquite).  

Waiting for a wave: Sitting where your sitting, you see a wave that looks like it might break near you (preferably slightly after you). Point your board toward the beach, position your body and start paddling. Try to avoid dragging anything (like legs) when paddling.  

Positioning on the board: Body position is important. If your too far back on the board you'll never get on the wave (unless it's already broken). If your too far forward you'll do an ender and get tossed. Usually when I'm paddling, I move forward until my nose just starts to drop beneath the surface and then I move back a little.  

Catching a wave: As your paddling you'll feel the wave to start to pick you up - keep paddling. If everything is right, you'll feel the wave grab you. Once it does, your on! Refer to section "Standing Up".  

If your too far back on the board and you feel the wave slipping away, there's not much you can do. If you try to push yourself forward on the board, what you end up actually doing is pushing the board back - you'll miss the wave for sure. Try adjusting your weight by either pushing down with your chest or kicking your feet forward (against your bum).  

If you're too far forward on the wave and you feel your nose about to dive straight down, push down with your hips and lift up your chest - it really works. In fact, the best way to catch mediocre wave is to start a little too far forward and then do the hip thing when the wave starts to take you.  

Bailing: There are several reasons for bailing.  

Somebody else has the wave - see etiquite.  

Somebody is floating around in front of you and you don't have the skill to maneuver around them.  

It's a biggy and your scared.  

The best way to bail is to sit up and drop your feet (if you need to take extreme measures, move to the back of the board as well). Sometimes just dropping your hands and dragging them works too.  

Standing up: Once you feel the wave grab you and your speed picks up, jump to you feet. Don't go to your knees first! If you do, that's as vertical as you'll get. Spring to your feet, and get your centre of gravity (ass) directly above your feet. If your legs are bent and your stance is low, your don't have as high to jump and you'll be more stable.  

A good thing to practice at home is laying on your stomach like your about to do a push-up and practice jumping to your feet. Imagine the boundaries of a board on the carpet and try to use your arms to lift youself rather than your feet.  

When your learning, you'll probably just ride the wave straight in to the sand. As you start to improve, you'll want to turn on the wave as soon as you get up. Then you can ride across the wave instead of down the wave. Note: If your riding down a wave and feel your nose diving hard, you can recover by turning your board across the wave. This is the stage I'm trying to learn right now.  

Good luck.

 
CLASSIFIEDS:
San Francisco Bay . com Never looked - let me know.
SF Bay Area . com No clue - tell me how it goes.
SF Bay Guardian  You know. . . the free paper?
Santa Cruz Thing Don't waste your time.
If you don't find anything in the classifieds, your probably best off checking out the surf shops. Most of them have a pretty good used selection. Longboards, however, are snapped up quick. So keep checking back. SF Surf Shop has a longboard hot-line they might put you on if your nice to them.